In the game show of life, sometimes runner-up parting gifts don’t adequately point out the inadequacies of others. Sometimes you have to laugh at a person’s FAILings in as obnoxious a way as possible. For those times, might we suggest the bright red screeching of our FAIL Buzzer? Peer into this exciting video and marvel at the FAIL Buzzer in all of its annoying glory!
FAIL Hat
Don’t you think it’s time you wore a cap that celebrated the only team you’re sarcastic enough to really care about? TEAM FAIL! Use this lid to express your ironic excitement for all things FAIL. Travel all across this FAIL WORLD without worries, because come rain or shine, this hat will keep you protected from read the rest…
Navy I Can Has Cheezburger Hat
Dear Cats: We apologize in advance for those of you who are going to be forced to don this as your owner furiously snaps photos of you with the intent to caption. Just please rest easy with the knowledge that OMG DAT IZ LIKE DA COOTEST PIKTUR EVA!! I Can Has Hat? YES YOU CAN read the rest…
Stone I Can Has Cheezburger Hat
Dear Cats: We apologize in advance for those of you who are going to be forced to don this as your owner furiously snaps photos of you with the intent to caption. Just please rest easy with the knowledge that OMG DAT IZ LIKE DA COOTEST PIKTUR EVA!! I Can Has Hat? YES YOU CAN read the rest…
Magic Cheezburger
Looking for a little guidance as you navigate through life’s tough choices? Are you tired of asking people for advice and them NOT answering you in LOLspeak? The Magic Cheezburger is here to help! Never again will you again be forced to ponder yourself. The Cheezburger will give you peace. All hail the Cheezburger.
FAIL/WIN Stamps
Never let another FAIL or WIN go by unannounced in your world. Get this set of two self-inking stamps, one FAIL and one WIN. Good for hundreds of stampings, what will you stamp? We have some suggestions…
LOL Speak Poetry Magnets
These magnets let you write lolspeak in the real world! 110 magnets with lolspeak? Printed in classic white Impact with black outline, your lol-magination is the only thing holding you back. Magnets! How do they work?
Happy Cat Plush Toy
OH HAI! It’s Happy Cat, a plushy, real-life version of the original lolcat. He can stand on all fours or sit patiently as he dreams of his fave snacks.
Lolrus Plush with Bukkit!
Share in the glee of Lolrus and Bukkit at the peak of happiness! Now in huggable plush form! With Bukkit in hand, Lolrus grins goofily, he can lay on his belly or stand in a triumphant “I HAS A BUKKIT” pose. A shapeable rod inside lets you pose him.

